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Cold War II: U.S. Sparks Global Chill Over Greenland Ice Grab!

Denmark says Arctic cocktail coup could “tilt the planet” as Washington pursues “Operation Big Ice” to secure the world’s finest drink cubes.

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According to New Study, People Who Avoid Meetings Are Humanity’s Final Hope

A new study claims that introverts and antisocial people are the only sane ones, while extroverts are a genetic mistake who can’t stand silence. The researchers argue that loud, social individuals survived evolution only because they talked too much to be ignored.

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U.S. confirms Venezuela raid was to stop cocoa-based brain manipulation program (Part 1)

The US military intervention in Venezuela was to stop a programme developing neuro-active cocoa, allegedly capable of reprogramming American emotions. The cocoa, produced by Venezuelan scientists with Russian assistance, contained Theobrainine, a compound triggering empathy and socialist tendencies. In response, the FDA introduced import controls on suspect cocoa, and Trump announced Freedom Cocoa™, a patriotic beverage countering the alleged threat.

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U.S. confirms Venezuela raid was to stop cocoa-based brain manipulation program (Part 3)

Leaked Transcript of conversation between COL. IVAN IVANOVICH VOLKOV (FSB Biotechnology Division) and MINISTER ARMANDO TORRES (Venezuelan Ministry of Revolutionary Agriculture)

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U.S. confirms Venezuela raid was to stop cocoa-based brain manipulation program (Part 2)

Exclusive Interview: Dr. Ramón Dulcero, Lead Scientist of Project Cocoa Storm Conducted by Carla Jenkins, Special Correspondent for The National Truth Beacon

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Aliens hacked the moon to control inflation, admits Lagarde

Christine Lagarde claims global inflation stems from aliens on an orbiting moon base manipulating gravity, tides, and prices like eggs, not earthly causes. A leaked ESA report accuses spreadsheet-like extraterrestrials of hacking the moon's "navigation software" since 2021, converting moonlight to Bitcoin via quantum lasers and memes to crash crypto markets.

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Gingers. Can they be helped?

New revelations often bowl you over. This just happened to me. And it involves Gingers. (Testing out Articles)

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When Sue Nearly Sued

My albino cousin, Sue, was devastated. She got turned down for a part in the planned netflix biopic about Jesse Owens. The producers felt it was a giant step too far for her to play Owens, the 4 x gold medal winning Olympic athlete. After arguments back and forth between the lawyers for both parties, it was decided that the 420 pound double amputee didn't have a leg to stand on (the missing legs are a direct result of diabetes). When big Sue threatened to sue the studio (under a vague diversity law) the film studio offered a compromise. Big Sue is now set to star in a biopic about the notorious leggy blonde from the 1950s, Jayne Mansfield. All's well that ends well, apart from Jayne. She lost her wig when the car she was travelling in hit a tractor. The wig was thrown from the vehicle. It was reported at the time that her head was still in the wig. That was just a rumour. It's a persistent rumour. But a rumour all the same. Have a nice day.

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🍏📱 The iPhone Sock — Fiat Culture’s Final Form

Apple is now selling a $230 “iPhone pocket,” a luxury cloth pouch that perfectly captures the absurdity of late-fiat consumer psychology. This satirical meme-style piece explores how a branded sock became a symbol of economic decay, corporate incentives, and the theatre of prestige in a world losing touch with value.

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Free Article 2 (Nov. 18, 2025): Walled Gardens, Dog Leashes, and the Price of Dependency

A satirical but honest look at how modern platforms control the pace of our lives — from Rover’s 20% skim to Amazon’s non-clickable links — and why true sovereignty feels like trying to walk three dogs that refuse to agree on a speed.

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Dead-Cat Diplomacy

Kings of Craters

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Algo Apocalypse

The Unraveling Code

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The Laureate

The Medal of a Monster

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Bombs and Biscuits

Two old men, Alpha and Omega, engage in a deadly game of nuclear retaliation, leading to mutual destruction and a world left in ashes.

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The Great Delete

Cato builds empire on borrowed servers. State turns dial. Everything vanishes. Maya teaches him steel and seed words. Weight of what you hold.

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Risk-Reaction Index

Man sees storm coming. Flees to mountains. City panics over cat-1 hurricane. Returns to find neighbors celebrating chaos, planning profit. Packs again. Truth cuts deeper than wind.

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Dead-Cat Diplomacy

President Bidwell, advised by his finance-obsessed cabinet "Trading Desk," authorizes a strike on Montagna based on lies, only to watch markets crash anyway.

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Algo Apocalypse

Man locks himself inside, live-streams apocalypse that exists only on his screen. Nine days later, neighbor knocks with beer. "We got drizzle." Cue breakdown.

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The Bor Report

The Bor Report Day 0

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